Bye, Bye Christmas.
Next, alone to face the world you will suffer a hit so merciless from billions of children that an engagement with the 4 horsemen of the Apocalypse will look like child’s play.
Hope we are together now.
Brothers and sisters, here’s where we come in with very kind words of solid advice.
No. 1. Do not tackle the Lion.
No. 2. Talk to Cool Bags, where you will be so pleased with the deal that when we are done you won’t give a toss if you never laid eyes on Santa again, dead or alive.
Working together with a select few designers and producers of some of Kenya’s most bespoke merchandise, we have put together such great gift packages to make being ‘Harsh But Happy QQ’ the New Year’s resolution mantra!
From the very latest entrant into the earth of stunning Hand Bags that make LV look like a pretender.
Wash Bags to shrug off the then attendant following posse as they now know you are Someone'.
Soothing calm of Candles. Let them smoke something else.
Bath and Massage Oils for time out from the gang that is still following you.
After you have managed to send them home, crack open a Tusker with a Bronze opener foundered from a Crab's Claw.
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