Pink Shades of Grey

It is said that Mother's understand why animals eat their young...

This Sunday though, little monsters will instantly become little angels. 

On Mothering Sunday -the 4th Sunday of Lent- at some churches around the U.K. Mothers are set to receive small bunches of flowers. Children will be given floral tributes to hand over to Mum, the basic message, I love and thank you for looking after me. Sweet.

What we guess however will not be in Vicar's bag of tricks, is apparently the one thing many Ma's in the United States are actually dying to receive.

"Mummy Porn".

British author EL James "Fifty Shades of Grey" billed as erotic fiction heavy in affection for whips, handcuffs, has hit the downloads running. The tale is one that surrounds dominant-submissive relationship between a green behind the ears young pup and a handsome tycoon.

By week ending 3rd March the book stood at No. 1 on the New York Times e-book fiction list, No. 3 over on Amazon's best seller list. It is said that discreet e-book downloads have been the Viagra, the massive [sales] boost. 

Dahlias have varied meanings
incl. 'Sign of Warning'



Interestingly Ben Quinn writing in the Guardian provides that James is remaining coy about her full name and leaving interviews to her agent.

Me thinks she knows her Mother may wish to eat her up and that the Vicar might be just a little tempted to give her kids Black Dahlias. 

P.S. Live in Nairobi, Kenya? Order Pink Rose short stem bouquet. Prices start at K Shs 800. [Pink is the essence femininity, Pink Rose also means I Love You.]